High Stakes on the High Seas

A new kind of entertainment is coming to the Eastern Cape. The Neptune’s Fortune, the world’s first fully floating casino, will drop anchor off St. Francis Bay next month. The luxury vessel promises high-stakes games, world-class dining, and a once-in-a-lifetime experience, just a short boat ride from shore. (Life jackets are necessary for the crossing.)

International Glamour, Local Waters

The floating casino, operated by Ocean Luxe Entertainment, will visit select South African destinations. St. Francis Bay is a surprise addition to the itinerary. “We wanted a place with natural beauty, a wonderful, upbeat community, and an appetite for adventure,” said CEO Marco DeSnollie. “St. Francis Bay was the perfect fit.”

Exclusive Entry

Visitors won’t find this casino on land. Only guests with pre-booked reservations can board. A private ferry will transport lucky players from the St. Francis canals or the port to the ship. “Think Monte Carlo, but on water,” said VIP host Plenty Sonia. “Champagne, blackjack, and ocean views—it’s a dream.”

A Floating Paradise

The Neptune’s Fortune boasts a five-star restaurant, live jazz, and a heated infinity pool overlooking the open sea. Its casino floor features poker, roulette, and a slot machine rumoured to pay out the odd gold coins. “We take luxury seriously,” said head croupier Jack Crapper.

Local Reactions

Not everyone is thrilled. “Gambling at sea? What if it attracts poachers?” asked St. Francis resident Johnny Rotten. Others are excited. “Finally, a reason to wear my tuxedo!” said a local longtime surfer Sid Vicious, who also asked to remain anonymous to avoid any suspicion going forward.

Limited-Time Event

The Neptune’s Fortune will visit for one weekend only, towards the end of April. Reservations have been fairly brisk so far.

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