Here is another entry into our SFT writing contest by a writer who wishes to remain anonymous. Some pretty funny stuff in there – editor.

 

Local Limericks

 

The SPAR

There is a young man at the SPAR,

who originally came from De Aar.

He arrived here with hope,

vowed always to cope

and now he’s the winner by far.

 

Masters Swimming Group

In the morning, they go to the pool,

and jump in despite it being cool.

They all have some fun,

fight over lane one

then wrap up after in wool.

 

The Links

What a wonderful place is The Links.

Jack’s Bar for some late arvie drinks.

The most amazing food,

naked burgers are so good…

like a long-distance putt when it sinks

 

Wildside

It’s an awesome place, the wild side,

a lovely place for a bike ride.

A long-distance run

can be so much fun,

you can even walk there when it’s high tide.

 

Surfing at Bruces

Head to Bruce’s to catch a quick wave.

A barrel there’s just like a cave.

PE ou’s manners are min!

They always love to drop in.

Especially that big guy called Dave

 

Avos

Nothing rhymes with avocado.

In poetry, it is sheer bravado

I’m trying to think,

now I’m starting to drink.

I’m soon going to need a Panado

 

Local Haiku’s

 

Creature

walking to the beach,

 a sudden splash. what was that?

walking from the beach

 

Horn

the foghorn blares loud

in the middle of the day

load shedding is done

 

Pille

Morning Medicine

uppers, downers, sideways pills

it balances out

 

Energy

darn. there’s no power

there’s zero power again

gin and tonic time

 

Toppie

the ageing process

reading glasses everywhere

and a walking stick

 

Shiver

ice cold immersions

doing the Wim Hoff method

I can’t feel my feet

 

 by anony – mouse

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